June 2012
0 posts
castielscrookedtie:
batreaux:
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin’ gross”
May 2012
229 posts
galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
Alright guys, I made an appointment to get my hair...
cherry-bobomb:
You have about a week to say your goodbyes and stake claims on locks of my hair.
I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS IT NEEDS TO BE REBLOGGED.
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
SUMMER CLASSES
howdoiputthisgently:
IT’S LIKE:
That time of night where porn just spontaneously...
patroth:
And again, I’m just sitting here like
bringmeseverus:
how am i getting my beach bod? walking with the lord
I am constantly amazed at how some fandoms can...
manafromheaven:
“How do you do it, Banner? Yoga? Bongos? Fat sack of weed?”
– Tony Stark (via crunch-buttsteak)
Vicodiiiiiiiin
My only comfort at the moment. Rockstar lyfe.
Kevin Nealon's excellent suggestions for "more...
inothernews:
“Be the President’s driver, as well.”
“Butler.”
“Poolboy.”
“Caddy.”
“Take out the garbage.”
“Fluffer. He could be a fluffer.”
“Shooshing people at the Library of Congress.”
(via Real Time)